Enter at Your Own Risk: The Fire Tunnel “Encounter Gospel!”

Do you feel that Church is not enough? Are you bored with the Bible? What you need is to directly contact God in a sorta creepy, yet experiential way. That’s right, it’s…

THE FIRE TUNNEL!!

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Make sure the hypnotic and emotionally manipulative “praise” music is cranked up and prepare to get zapped!

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If the chaos, confusion, and scariness remind you of a haunted house, then you KNOW it’s a movement of God! You can FEEL it!! 

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Here’s a fire tunnel at Bethel, where they’ve got a “prophetic puppet,” which Bethel sells for $100. If the puppet isn’t weird enough, there’s also a guy biting people on their necks.

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This is from Bethel “pastor” Seth Dahl, who is selling this prophetic puppet on the Bethel store (we posted this article about it in February, 2016):

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In summary: Fire tunnels are a terrific way to spread germs, spirits, demons, weirdness and puppets (if you’ve got $100).

 

We hope this was helpful in your pursuit of the Encounter Gospel, but if you need more information:

The Fortune-Telling “Encounter Gospel” of Bethel & the NAR Explained

The Hypnotic Worship “Encounter Gospel” of Bethel & the NAR Explained

The Creepy, Drunk and Weird “Encounter Gospel” GIF Gallery!

Here’s a related, serious article:

“Not Feeling It”-The Gospel for Everyone Else